In response to new “same-old” research stating that the total mass of the Antarctic Ice Sheet is in rapid decline:

Richard Alley, a Pennsylvania State University glaciologist who has studied the Antarctic ice sheet but was not involved in the new research, said more research is needed to determine if the shrinkage is a long-term trend, because the new report is based on just three years of data. “One person’s trend is another person’s fluctuation,” he said.

Ha, I got you good! And other neener-neeners.