That’s my response to this whiny screed. Once, once, in, well, forever, a Democratic candidate learns what it’s like for a Republican candidate in a presidential debate every four years and you’d think the world was ending. No wonder liberals are called pantywaists.

To them I dedicate this Frank Zappa tune, “Go Cry on Somebody Else’s Shoulder” from the great “FREAK OUT!” album. Unfortunately, this isn’t Zappa performing it. I couldn’t find that anywhere. It’s a Dutch group singing at a beer fest, but it’s a pretty faithful version to the original. Here are the lyrics if you want to sing along.