My latest on Townhall.com looks at today’s revelation of all that (indeed!) pork spending in the name of “stimulus.” A sample:

I would buy ham
Here and there.
Stimulus dough goes
Everywhere.
I see no problem,
Scam-I-Am.
I sure would spend
Greenbacks on ham. …

Would you? Could you?
Buy those cars?
GM! Chrysler!
They need czars. …