Entries will be accepted up till 3 o’clock. That’s when the speech will take place.

A few hints:

? Try to guess how many times the phrase “America’s leading public university” (or a variant) will be used.

? Predict whether Moeser will again evoke the phrase “collective eminence of our faculty” and whether this time he will do it in connection with budget cuts in order to say that collective eminence is being lost

? Try to guess how many solipsisms will occur (e.g., from the first state-of-the-university address, “Threats of 7 percent cuts, even if unrealized, depict great financial instability and send shock waves that are felt not only here at home, but around the world” ? emphasis added)