Obama’s TelePrompter must have skipped again.

On the eve of the Mexican holiday, Obama on Monday had an event in the East Room of the White House with Mexico’s Ambassador Arturo Sarukhan (sahr-oo-KHAN’).

Obama joked that it was “Cinco de Cuatro,” botching a play on the Spanish word for “four” when he meant to say “Cuatro de Mayo,” or the Fourth of May. He tried again, but he still did not get it right.

George Bush, the dumb one, could have delivered the line in nearly fluent (though Texan-accented) Spanish, but the brilliant, Mensa-level Obama can’t even get numbers and months straight, something you learn in the first week of a Spanish class.