Who needs physics and all that esoteric stuff. You especially don’t want to be good at math, because then you would be profiled as a card counter and excused from casinos. ‘Tis best to enroll in a seven-week program, get reimbursed for the $180 tuition, accept a $1000 hiring bonus, and work at the casino. That should be good for the economy. While nasty Mexicans are laboring to get fruit to market, productive citizens can pull the handle to get three lemons in a row!
Then, I recall someone from Reno looking at me like I fell off the turnip truck for supposing there was no connection between gambling and organized crime.
