After all that has been shown to have been botched in the Obama administration’s security apparatus, not one person will be held to account. It’s the “system,” you see. Everything is in the passive voice. Mistakes were made. Things went wrong.

Of course, all this happened while the top hacks in homeland security and the CIA were on vacation, and none of them deemed the crotch-bomber incident important enough to come back to work early. Pitiful. We’re in the best of hands.