My better half scanned the paper this morning and noted that someone should go over this story of a lifetime lottery player who finally won $200,000 to find out how much the “winner” would have if the lotto ticket money had been invested instead. Or something like that, she’s the one with the BS in math.

Anyway, it seems our lotto player has been spending about $40 a week for the past 35 years on lotto tix. So…carry the 4…times 2…into eleventeen….cosign…that’s 42? Wait, wait, don’t tell me….forgot to hit clear….leap year…17…ocho?…