The headline reads: Officials will respond to demands in 2 weeks

The demands are those that (we’re supposed to believe) were prompted by the light-hearted, Mexican-themed party held by the fraternity with a Hispanic president ? the fraternity that (we’re supposed to believe) is racist and anti-Hispanic, you know, “like the rest of the campus.” (For background, go here and read the last entry, “Very silly Duke protest getting sillier.”)

Here’s my free advice on how Duke officials should respond:

Get over yourselves. You’re college aged and smart enough to be here; surely you should be able to handle a frat party ? and hurt feelings in general. If you can’t, then you need to learn. Why not start today?

In the spirit of education,

The administration