Jon Caldara, president of the Independence Institute in Colorado, is engaging in shameless promotion of his annual dinner again.   Here is his latest pitch from his weekly newsletter

Diva in Denver: Our dinner with Ann Coulter is selling fast. Like a rock star, her normal contract calls for some odds things in her dressing room: bowl of peanut M&M’s – green only; 8×10 glossy picture of Jon Caldara – framed; 8×10 glossy of Michael Moore – ripped; most recent copy of the New York Times – all stories redacted except sports page; video of the current CBS News with Katie Couric – with all audio removed and replaced with that cat food jingle that goes “meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.” Fortunately, we already have all this stuff.