Now, you might think this is a treatment for an upcoming episode of ?King of the Hill,? but it is in fact a real dispute. It seems that some residents of Alleghany County, up in the northwest mountains of NC, favor a reconsideration of the idea of imposing countywide zoning ? all because they are upset with the presence of a racetrack for lawnmowers.

Gotta read, gotta chuckle.