I write for a local newspaper. One time I saw a friend had a lot of the papers in the back of her car, so I asked with delight, “Are you a deliverer?”

“No,” she replied. “Puppy paper.”

Then, I was at the post office, and I actually saw a guy reaching into one of the newspaper boxes? I was delighted again, but found he wanted free packing material.

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