You might get a chuckle out of this blurb from the latest Parade magazine:

Q Why has Dennis Miller changed from hip, cool, and funny to politically conservative?–Mike Verano, Lanexa, Va.

A Does the former preclude the latter? “I’ve always mocked whoever was in power,” the comedian contends. “Here’s what I want from the President: Take care of the military, hide the Easter eggs on the front lawn, and light the tree at Christmastime. The rest of it I want him to stay out of.”

Limited government. Personal responsibility. It seems as if I?ve heard that somewhere before.