jjGlad you asked. So hot that…

  • Bob Dole threw his Viagra away after seeing her on Glenn Beck’s show.
  • Bill Clinton just offered her an internship.
  • Half of all homes in Alaska are heated by her.
  • Palin was once sued by Roy Cooper for contributing to global warming.
  • Her pinned-up hairdo is mandated by the Alaskan Wildlife Commission because when she wears it down, the state’s ice caps melt and polar bears drown.
  • She was banned from Abercrombie & Fitch after making employees feel unattractive while shopping for her kids.

And so on. Finally something fun in national politics.

Update: N&O headline on AP story, McCain taps Alaska governor for VP. Golf clap, Mr. Headline Writer-Man.