Waynesville wants to increase its water and sewer rates 6%. Evil Asheville is not even allowed to think about raising water rates because its water belongs the people and its system was built by the ratepayers. In Waynesville, by contrast, the water belongs to the people, and the system was built by the ratepayers. Hush, hush. Let’s all play along to get along.

Attack Asheville! Smash! Bang! Boom!