No, this has nothing to do with a cheesy Def Leppard album.

According to a member of the Miami-Dade school board, Florida state tests are supposedly making kids “Armageddon It” during the testing season of April and May. She said,

We want to encourage achievement, but there has to be a way to be able to do that without this hysteria. Children are passing out. They are being rushed to the hospital. Children are not supposed to be under that type of stress.

In recent years, telling tales of kids melting down because of standardized testing has become a ritual for public school systems across the country. Of course, nobody has reported a “death by standardized testing”…yet.

H/T: Joanne Jacobs