That’s felon Jim Black telling a Raleigh courtroom that he has no idea where he got the $10,000 he bribed Michael Decker with. These and other whoppers are getting a good airing at Under the Dome and elsewhere.

Black’s entire testimony from July 31 is now online here.

Makes for fun reading — especially involving all the willing Republicans that Black had dealings with.

Update: Understatement of the decade from Black, “Oh, I don’t know the election laws very well at all.” Page 80.

Hard to get that far because you first have to make it through Black playing Bud Abbott trying to deny what was going on with the $500,000 “loan” from lobbyist Don Beason.

Third base!