I am in tears of laughter as I type this. Trust me, before you click this link ? this sculpture is every bit as tacky as it sounds:
?Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston,? believed Pro-Life?s first monument to the ?act of giving birth,? is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears? pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean?s head.
The monument also acknowledges the pop-diva?s pin-up past by showing Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bear?s ears with ?water-retentive? hands.
?Britney provides inspiration for those struggling with the ?right choice?,? said artist Daniel Edwards, recipient of a 2005 Bartlebooth award from London?s The Art Newspaper. ?She was number one with Google last year, with good reason — people are inspired by the beauty of a pregnant woman,? said Edwards.
Capla Kesting denies the statue was developed from a rumored bootleg Britney Spears birth video.
