The Asheville Regional Airport will likely get passenger boarding bridges so folks won’t have to walk on the tarmac. The cost is $1,558,054 in free money from the federal deficit. Should you whine about why the federal government must sell your children’s birthright at such a time as this, when people have been walking on the tarmac for years, you surely remember that any waste of government money creates jobs.

On the topic of job creation, the president’s latest controversial news item shall surely create more jobs for Americans – as all broken windows and other bad decisions do. By inviting more non-citizens to take jobs, the market will open for more translators and “private-sector” ESL educators.