Serial exposer at Elon University:
A man that Elon police think is exposing himself to Elon University students struck again Wednesday afternoon, although he altered his routine a bit.
This time, the suspect actually entered an apartment on the 100 block of North Holt Street, exposed himself to a 20-year-old student and then masturbated. The incident happened during the day.
“We are becoming more concerned since he has become more bold and has done it in the daytime,” said Elon police Capt. Sam Russell. “It seems to be escalating.”
Whenever I read about a flasher, I can’t help but think about the scene where Mel Brooks gets flashed in the San Francisco airport during the opening credits of High Anxiety. Since I was a little fuzzy on movie history last time, I double-checked and found that the YouTube version of the opening credits didn’t have the scene (what’s up with that?). But a copy of the script reveals the scene was indeed there. Read it after the jump.
Suspenseful instrumental music)
MAN: Sir?
MAN: Just a moment, please.THORNDYKE: Yes?
MAN: Just come with me, please.
-What is this about?-I’ll explain in due time. Just follow me.
-You’ve obviously made a mistake.-We can clear this up if you’ll follow me.
THORNDYKE:I hope there’s an explanation for all this.
I’m in the dark.There’s no reason why you should…
MAN: This way, sir, please.
In the toilet?
THORNDYKE: I demand an explanation.MAN: How about this?
-Oh, my God!-Do you find me attractive?
-You’re not a cop!-They wouldn’t take me!
Excuse me. I have to run now.
Why? Don’t run awayfrom your feelings! Wait!
Where are you going?Don’t be so gauche. We’re all doing it!