Law enforcement officers throughout the state are asking citizens to fork over the unused portions of forsaken prescription medications. I could care less in all but one instance, which is, of course, the collection by the Asheville Police Department just feet away from the room of the infamous walking evidence. In truth, I’d trust a five-year-old further with a bottle of pills than I would a member of the APD. Yes, yes. We’ve been told things are different, now; but doesn’t reason support a test of time to ground our conjectures in fact?