About every day at work I get a couple robo-calls inviting me to apply for ARRA funding. It is hard to believe any outfit could be so unabashedly power-thirsty. If the robots could listen, I would tell them the business is not for sale to the federal government. I do not want redistributions of taxpayer dollars. I do not want to fill out government reports. I do not want government people on the corporate board of directors. I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere.