It appears some babes in our community are too hot to keep the Seventh Commandment or anything like unto it. Pregnancy appears to be an unintended consequence, of what we have not yet ascertained. Fortunately, the federal government has the solution. It always does. Should the Buncombe County Commissioners approve their consent agenda, Title X funds (either the difference between gross and net on your paycheck, or the loans the Chinese remain happy to give our government) in the amount of $10,087 will sterilize nine women and perhaps provide other forms of family planning. Now, that’s what I call government!
by Leslee Kulba
Wild West blogger