I thought the concept of a fried Three Musketeers bar was about as decadent a notion as I’d encountered. Then I tried one at the State Fair and decided there must be a more charitable way to describe this delicate treat.

The Lone Star state, which brought us the corn dog — all rise, please — has announced the latest development: deep fried Coca-Cola. Yes! Read it here if you dare.

Fair’s comin’ up, you know.