If you thought you had a thankless job waiting for Maytags to break down, generating questions for the next idiotic customer satisfaction survey, meticulously gauging products and intangibles with arbitrary specs, stigmatizing children with diagnoses, talking to dogs – at least you’re not doing this.

On second thought, since leaders in Hendersonville have squandered more precious moments of human life on the decoy than we as a people can justify, you probably should not follow that link. If you don’t believe me, here’s how the coverage begins:

The Hendersonville City Council spent most of a day this month brainstorming about Hendersonville’s image.