I found this “Top Eleven” list on the MySpace site of one of last year’s Governor’s School West students. Nothing super funny — a lot of “the food is bad” jokes — just some revealing insights. Edited for typos.

Top 11 Signs That You’re a GSW Student

1. You’re not sure what the brown mush you ate for lunch was, and to be honest, you don’t want to talk about it.

2. You’re completely surrounded by liberals who complain about how they expected there to be more liberals.

3. Everyone around you is an individualist…but they’re all wearing the same flip-flops.

4. You’ve memorized the phone numbers of ten different take-out places for fear that if you didn’t, you’d starve.

5. In one day, you met a lesbian, hippie, nudist, and a Baptist.

6. You’ve been here a week and already worn out three pairs of flip-flops.

7. It’s cooler lying on the pavement at noon than being in your room.

8. You’ve ordered pizza more than you’ve eaten in the Refectory.

9. There are people on your hall who, despite their best efforts, still haven’t had a shower.

10. You think Svi Shapiro is the most brillant man on the planet and now worship him as a god.

11. You think Svi Shapiro was sent by the Devil to ruin your way of life and corrupt those around you.