The national scene….
This should strike fear in the hearts of millions of men:
SHREVEPORT, La. Jan 17, 2007 (AP)— In a mysterious bit of monkey business, a female at a chimpanzee sanctuary has given birth, despite the fact that the facility’s entire male chimp population has had vasectomies.
My guess is the zoon didn’t do the follow-up, uh, samples. But what are they supposed to do? Show the monkey to a room, hand him a cup and tell him to be back in three minutes?
