The John Locke Foundation is bringing Dick Morris to Asheville’s Crowne Plaza Resort for a Headliner Luncheon Tuesday, April 22 for a discussion about the 2008 elections. Morris recently authored Outrage: How Illegal Immigration, the United Nations, Congressional Ripoffs, Student Loan Overcharges, Tobacco Companies, Trade Protection, and Drug Companies Are Ripping Us Off. I’ll be stuck at work.