Did you hear? According to the Mountain X, Planned Parenthood is having a disgusting and obscene fundraiser that reads like a paramilitary operation to undermine the last dram of self-respect the collectivists at the organization may have mustered. No link is provided, as it is not appropriate for children – contrary to what purveyors of libertine non-philosophies promulgated in the public schools may parrot – and a gross-out waste of time for adults. Rather than Googling it, why don’t you pay a cheery visit to a shut-in today?