Taxing Internet sales is a good idea because it creates a rationale for microchipping everybody, provided fairness goes both ways, which it likely does not. Microchipping will satisfy government’s need to know where everybody is all the time; however, I much prefer the old-fashioned ball and chain, because it will help us obese vassals get bodies that are more pleasing to our elected officials.

Furthermore, the only people buying stuff these days are on welfare. If government gives them money that they must give back to government, then we create jobs for people to process the money cycle. If more people go broke from the additional taxes, then government can create more jobs for welfare recruiters, case workers, and above all processors.