My proposal sent to the City of Asheville for sending newly-printed dollars back to the federal government to help pay off the deficit was never posted on this long list where all submittals are posted in the interest of transparency and openness. I was willing to let it go, accepting that I do not speak the lingo; but today I found something I considered plagiarizing and submitting because it reads sort of like Synergese.

Ladies and Gentlemen: My program requiring $2 million in new currency.