The powers that be by our collective consent have once again ruled that a “Choose Life” license plate would be un-Constitutional. The reason is, fetuses are not as tolerable as turtles. We have a “Save the Turtle” plate. Fetuses are more disgusting than the obesity crisis, as one can get a “Ronald McDonald House” plate to advertise Michael Moore’s nemesis. What about all those plates that celebrate the Armed Forces, who protect the homeland of capitalist disgust and foray into military adventurism abroad? What about all those plates celebrating men’s clubs that discriminate against women, or all those NASCAR plates that contribute to senseless carbon-footprinting in a redneck environment of competition, or all those adverts for out-of-state universities that work against the great walls to import/export that are supposed to make our culture and economy thrive? Dare I ask how that watermelon license plate is supposed to be used? Don’t worry. I won’t. What is so oppressive about “Choose Life”?