Life: “President Barack Obama is bringing in a team of outside advisers to help steer the economy out of a tailspin,” despite frenetically pushing economic policies destined to steer the economy into a tree.
The Simpsons: “I give you the Jury of the Damned! Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon, John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, and the starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers!”
