This is unprecedented. In about fifteen years of covering local politics, I’ve never seen anything like this. Last week, when I mentioned the story, I recalled how yours truly had complained about similar language in a Buncombe County ordinance, granting authoritarian powers to a stormwater czar. There was no reaction at all, as this shizo, meth-addled, low-information dufus had long been dismissed. In Haywood County, however, the language became an election issue, received newspaper coverage, earned a discussion with the sheriff, and is now being reconsidered by the county commissioners.

The posts from common taters below the article are worth reading. Some highlight the clumsy and dangerous language, while others, perhaps sarcastically, extol the virtues of our immaculate leaders.