by Locker Room contributor
… And what happened then?
Well … in Lockeville they say,
The truffle-Grinch’s conscience
Grew indignant that day!
And the minute his heart didn’t feel quite so right,
He returned the truffles by next morning light!
Actually, it turns out that the truffles had been tucked away in a side office, with forgetfulness rather than selfishness being the foe, and they all have been restored to their rightful place.
Well, by “all” I mean, um … just the half a bag that remains … yeah … there was only half a bag left … that’s the ticket …