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  • The Don of Manteo has declared that he requires more gold in Raleigh, suggests the state take it from smokers and drinkers. C’mon global warming! Flood this coastal cretin out of office.
  • The It Was John Thain’s Fault meme is off to rousing start, thanks to the details of his $1.2m. office makeover. Enjoy, just don’t be too distracted by the piling on. BofA is still a mess.
  • New, giant Stars-and-Bars planned for outside of Tampa, just in time for the Super Bowl. Heh.
  • In Portland, the Official Planning Model of Charlotte, the chuckles come from a T-shirt: “Portland, Oregon: Where You Only Have to Be 18 To Enjoy A Sam Adams.” Mayor Adams was forced to admit an affair with an 18-year-old male intern, you see.
  • Former Panther WR Taye Biddle was shot in the hand and leg in Alabama the other day.
  • Banks, nationalized or not? Discuss.

Ta da!