Henderson County wants a new flag. Normally, I’d complain about the dorky waste of time, but I won’t because there is so much more mischief governments can be getting into anymore.

“I think we’ve got one, but it’s got a tomato on it,” [County Manager Steve] Wyatt said. “It’s supposed to be an apple, but it’s a tomato. And there’s some blob behind it that may or may not be the outline of the county. You just can’t tell what it is.”