For the record, I want everybody to know that I am aware that I made an idiot of myself last night at the Buncombe County Commissioners’ meeting. My old and feeble eyes managed to jump a column as I read the staff reports too quickly. All present took me as too far-gone to correct, but I found the mistake when I got home. For penance, I have been serenading myself with a line from Cee Lo Green’s hit all day. (It starts with “Ooh!”)