Well, Chad, if that doesn’t work, maybe the California legislature can try something like what they’ve done to cigars. Cigars sold in California have to bear a warning: “WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, and other reproductive harm.”

Perhaps California could save a ton of money by merely printing labels for their textbooks to read thus:

This textbooks contains references to Pluto, the astrological body still known to the State of California as a planet.