by Leslee Kulba
Wild West blogger
The Jackson County Justice Center needs a larger “cattle call” for search and seizure. Existing plans were deemed inadequate to handle lines of over 100 guilty citizens at a time, waiting to be proven innocent. Wanding and metal detection is now SOP for little urchin-monsters trying to pay their taxes or get a building permit. Officials, however, are expected to be able to flash a badge, evidencing their purity, to bypass the angels and get St. Peter to let them in hassle-free.