Say what you will, I still think this is a bizarre way to spend tax money. Sampson County has raised the bar for beavers. They now pay $10 per dead beaver with a maximum of 800 per season. If you need to pay off those student loans, you might consider be able to moonlight and get some extra cash.

The only question (beyond some obvious ones) is, “How do you make sure that it’s a Sampson county beaver when you bring it in?”