This article is precious. It quotes an actress named Daphne Zuniga who apparently stared on Melrose Place. She is quite upset that the news media is not focussing enough on the rape and pillaging of trees and is instead focussing more on the raping of people. Here’s a classic quote:

“We start to think that these things are important, like [the rape trial of NBA star] Kobe Bryant and [the molestation trial of] Michael Jackson and yada, yada, and meanwhile, you know, endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper, you know, sequoias — whatever it is,” Zuniga said.”