No, I?m not talking about John Edwards-related news.

The latest issue of National Review includes the following blurb, which is sure to be included in the next travel and tourism brochure:

A factional battle involving as many as 300 combatants left several injured but resulted in no fatalities. Not in Fallujah, but at the Triangle Town Center, a shopping mall in Raleigh, N.C. The fighters were members of rival gangs fighting about ? whatever morons fight about. Time for a surge at the mall?