NC State students are in trouble with the law.  Their crime, they want clean hair.  The water police are out to get the students who remove the low flow showerheads that were recently installed in all dorms to counteract the drought.

Some students say they believe the devices use more water, instead of saving it. “They’re
trying to make it more efficient, but I don’t think that they think
about the fact we’re taking longer showers because the water pressure
is low,” said senior Christine Fischer.

I understand that Kramer and Newman are selling black market Cammando 5000 showerheads out of truck in the alley behind the chemistry building. WRAL reports on this latest crime against nature here.