I can probably tell you about more Presbyterian splinter groups than you can imagine, and don’t start me on Baptist sects (Disclosure: I’m a Reformed Baptist, a denomination small enough it would explain why I know a lot about Presbyterians). But this is a new one to me:

A Clayton High School freshman twice suspended because of her nose piercing says officials aren’t respecting her little-known religion, which encourages piercings and tattoos. …

The Iaconos want the school system to recognize the Church of Body Modification as a religion worthy of such an exemption. Nikki Iacono, 32, said she spoke with Clayton High Principal Clint Eaves, who denied the family’s request.

“He pretty much said to me that according to his interpretation of our beliefs … that it wasn’t necessary for her to have a nose piercing,” Iacono said. “I think it’s unfair that the school district is able to interpret our beliefs and our sincerity.”

Eaves could not be reached for comment Friday.

Interestingly enough, the ACLU wasn’t available for comment, either.