Dear Progressives,
It is not too early to begin formulating an assignment plan for Halloween 2012. I am sure that you dislike the fact that families stayed in their neighborhoods to collect candy. Isn’t it time to bus kids to different neighborhoods to go trick-or-treating? Let’s reduce candy inequality and promote costume diversity together!
By the way, how many of you ventured outside your neighborhood to give your child a more culturally diverse Halloween experience? Not to worry! By this time next year, we’ll tell you where to trick-or-treat, although it make take an hour or so to get there.
Sincerely,
Jack O. Lantern
H/T: JS
