ggYes, a sure sign that summer is coming — the Carolina Panthers have selected a new batch of cheerleaders.

Not sure how this translates into wins, but I am certain sure if we study these developments closely enough, some exciting trends should emerge.

Which brings me to the question — Why are there fantasy football leagues, but no fantasy cheerleader leagues? Why don’t men gather together to obsessively pour over the vital stats of NFL cheerleaders — veteran and rookie alike — and then draft their dream squad to follow thruout the year?

Because that would be creepy, that’s why.