Boston Herald sports columnist Gerry Callahan, in a piece slamming Roger Clemens for his arrogant defense against his former trainer’s allegations that he used steroids, slips in a Duke lacrosse reference:

Here comes the old Possessed Rebel. You are ignoring legal advice,
digging in your heels and risking it all. How do we know this? We know
it because even the worst lawyer in the world – we?re thinking Mike
Nifong – wouldn?t advise you sit down with ?60 Minutes? and run the
Third Ear defense by 15 million people. A third ear, Roger? Pulling
tractors with your teeth? This is 2008, my friend. We have seen the
effects of steroids and human growth hormone on ballplayers. They don?t
add ears to your foreheads. They add mph to your fastball. They work.
That?s kind of been established.

Callahan is always an amusing read, so enjoy.