I understand why beauty salons might want potential customers to know that “Walk-ins are welcome,” and why Petsmart would want their customers to know that their pets are allowed in their stores. They are distinguishing themselves from other similar establishments who don’t allow walk-ins or animals, as the case may be.

Well, on my way to the bank at lunch I drove by a Jiffy Lube, which announced on its marquee that “Company vehicles are welcome.” Are there oil change places out there that don’t accept any stinkin’ company vehicles?