“Just when you thought government was all about promoting vice,” said the silly blogger, “Cherokee voters decided by well over 60% of the vote that they do not want booze sales in grocery stores, they do not want booze sales in restaurants, and they do not want booze sales in ABC stores.”

“But, silly blogger dupe,” say you, “government is all about vice. The only show in town for getting booze is the Cherokee casino.”

“But, you,” protested the silly blogger, “I can’t possibly insinuate the casino is crooked since they gave me free fifth-row seats to see my favorite band, and then let me talk to my big hero afterward.”